it may be STUPID but its also DUMB

my name is brandon and thats all you need to know.

my mommy told me not to talk to strangers.

I like music and drumming.

I like to smoke to so just call me if you have some cigarettes because I already have lung cancer.

  1. pleatedjeans:

    had to do a return today.

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  2. niknak79: This explains the delays

    niknak79:

    This explains the delays

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  3. niknak79: Burn!!

    niknak79:

    Burn!!

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  4. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fuckyeahlaughters)

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  5. thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

    a person was paid to write this

    (Source: 21flicks, via the-krusty-crew)

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  6. (Source: 4gifs, via fuckyeahlaughters)

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  7. lol-drugged:

    pityreblogs:

    so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…

    then he sent this

    image

    apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire

    Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death

    (via the-krusty-crew)

    Posted 5 days ago

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  8. you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

    WHAT DO I DO

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    ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

    FUCK

    IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

    MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

    image

    YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

    FUCK MY LIFE

    There is only one solution:

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    (Source: inlouhazthrusts, via the-krusty-crew)

    Posted 5 days ago

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  10. we-are-fangirlsss:

    we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

    smi1ee:

    suffocatingmadness:

    theawesomeliet:

    ITS BACK

    This person must have Tumblr, just feeling it

    I CANT BREATHE

    Bahahahaahhahahhahahahahhaha

    Oh god XD

    (Source: iraffiruse, via nothingcomestwomind)

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